The Goop Gift Guide 2023

The holidays are here and that means it’s shopping season. Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday – lots of opportunities for you to buy that one of a kind gift for the people you love. I thought it would be fun to get some fun gift suggestions for this holiday season from my favorite, relatable celebrity: Gwenyth Paltrow and her GOOP gift guide!

If you love tennis like Barnes, Goop has a Leather tennis ball holder for a very reasonable $350. Get this, it holds FOUR tennis balls. 

Here’s a perfect gift for the little drummer boy (or girl) in your life: A 32-inch diameter gong with 40-inch tall stand:  $2,000. What a steal!

Do you love entertaining? I have a great gift for the party-planner in your house. Nine escargot picks in a translucent glass snail holder for the low price of $567.

And what’s a party without cheese? Goop has an 11-pound 1/8th wheel of parmesan cheese, aged 24 months for just $396. The cheese comes from Valserena Soladibruna, the oldest dairy in Parma — and one of only four dairies making Parmigiano Reggiano from the milk of brown cows.

Now that you got the food covered, you need some entertainment for your party. The gift guide has a handcrafted backgammon board that is part functional game board, part incredible work of art. This backgammon set is the definition of a modern heirloom. It’s meticulously handcrafted in the UK by a team of artisans and can be yours for the low, low price of $14,580. 

If parties aren’t your thing, maybe you want a Silent Night in, all to yourself. Gwenyth has you covered with a 24k gold vibrator — with a stainless steel body beneath the golden surface’s sheen — rings in at a whopping $15,000. Want to hear the description? 

If something can make a super-sleek vibrator even more sexy, it’s 24 karat gold-right? This sculpted sex toy is shaped just right for G-spot and clitoral stimulation. Under that gleaming gold, it’s made with a stainless-steel body that gives it a super satisfying weight. And like other toys made by LELO, it has an impressively powerful, rumbly motor; even if it weren’t gold, it would earn the top spot in our vibrator rotation.